Dementia Quiz

This is too good to not pass on....




Dementia Quiz:



First question:


You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong if you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are in second place!



Try to do better next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take a smuch time as you took for the first question, ok?




Second question


If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


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If you answered that you are second to last, then you are .....wrong again! Tell me sunshine, how can you overake the last person?



Third question


Very tricky arithmetic.
Note: This must be done in your head only. Do not use paper and pencil ar a calulator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 and add 30 add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100....

It is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you get the last question right...maybe....



Fourth question

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana 2. Nene 3 Nini 4. Nono and?????

What is the name of the fifth daughter?


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Did you answer Nunu? NO!!!!!!
Of curse it is not! Her name is MARY. Read the question again!!




Okay, now the bonus round

A final chance to redeem yourself!


A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brusching the teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses. How does he indicate what he wants?


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It's really very simple...he opens his mouth and asks for it....

Does your employer actually pay you to think?????





Have a nice day, sunshine...see you on the short yellow bus!!!